Written by Max Bricker
I am currently suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after what I saw tonight…along with the entire Irish community. I am not upset because the team that I dislike won or I may have been a little off on my prediction; I am upset because what we saw tonight was just plain ugly. That first half was some of the one-sided football I have ever seen- was Alabama playing a highschool team? It was like the bad car wreck that you don’t want to look at… but you just can’t look away.
Regardless, the most important part of the night was when we found Brent Musberger’s new love. Could you hear him slobbering in the booth over Alabama QB AJ McCarron’s girlfriend? He focused more on Miss Alabama than he did on Alabama running back Eddy Lacy. Can you blame him though? The girl was drop-dead gorgoues. I’m sure her twitter followers more than quadrupoled in the span of one hour, and she can thank Mr. Musberger for that.
Of course she is dating the Alabama QB, that position is as important as the Governor of Alabama, even though she is Auburn alum. However, is she ok with her boyfriend’s new tat? I guess McCarron saw all the success and popularity that Colin Kapaernick is receiving and decided to go straight to the tattoo parlor. I’m probably not the best judge on what good tattoos look like… but I really question this one. You guys be the judge.
Video coming tomorrow! Stay tuned.