A Boy Named Suh

Written by Max Bricker

Penthouse Sports

Ndamukong Suh was fined $30,000 by the NFL today, this six days after he “accidentally” kicked Matt Schaub in the groin in a losing effort to the Texans. Suh is refusing to apologize to Schaub, claiming he did nothing wrong. I beg to differ- it is obvious that he purposely extended his foot to kick Schaub in his man-junk. I haven’t seen such a big hit to the testicles since 2006, when Tyler Brayton of the Raiders decided to take his frustration out on Jeremy Stevens of the Seahawks.

Did you see how Stevens didn’t even react? What is up with that guy? He is probably more accustomed to groin-shots now that he is married to the feisty Hope Solo, but that’s a whole different topic….

Suh apparently has not leaned from his many lessons, and Roger Goodell probably despises him as much as he does Pac-Man Jones. If Suh is one day kicked out of the NFL, he should turn to some sort of MMA. No one would want to face that lunatic in an Octagon. Even Metta World Peace and Dennis Rodman think the guy is nasty. Suh, keep the shots to the testicles out of the NFL.


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